Wednesday, July 10, 2019

You Don't Know Me

POP, POP, POP!

I think today was the hottest day of the year so it was prime time for the dog sprinkler and Super Soaker knock-off water guns in the yard. It was required my kid play outside by upper management, aka the Boss, so she invited a friend over. Her friend was delayed so I stopped packing boxes to fill that void until she arrived. After three hours of packing LEGO I had an intervention with myself. I have too much LEGO and I need to chill. It reminded me of Skyler showing Walter White the amount of money he had amassed in that storage locker and how they couldn't spend it in 10 lifetimes. I'll never be Heisenberg, but The Man Upstairs is in the bag.

Outside, my kid and I started out following the rules of spraying each other only below the shoulders, but with no adult supervision, things escalated quickly and goggles would've been helpful. I got the worst of it. My kid is much faster than me now and I can't get away since my mobility is limited, but that's what I get for breaking the rules first. Her game is waiting for me to run out of water and then it's all Blitzkrieg. Relentless and unforgiving. At least my aim is much better than hers, for now.

Oh, and my Johnsonville sausage shirt finally came in the mail today. Remember mail-aways? It felt like that waiting for it to get here. We had to purchase like 20 or 25 bucks of Johnsonville sausages and the shirt was free, but it felt like it took forever for it to arrive. But when it did today, about six weeks later, BAM! More sweet USA gear for our next camping trip!

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