I received a message from one of the Abbott representatives yesterday. She wanted to know if I needed one of their reps to attend my upcoming doctor's appointment so I could be "reprogrammed." I began to ponder my existence like those robots in Westworld. Is this real? Do I have freewill? Or am I just following my program!?!
When my DRG stimulator is adjusted for the amount of electrical therapy I receive they use the term 'reprogram.' Like I mentioned before, I think they put a cap on the amount of stimulation I can control which has made my mind wander. Do they fear I'll become an electricity junkie and I'll just keep increasing the power? Soon I'll make the jump to sticking forks into electrical outlets just for a fix. Perhaps I'll become God-like such as Raiden from Mortal Kombat. I think he had a small part in "Big Trouble in Little China." I think I'll have some Chinese food tonight...wait, did I make that choice or was that part of the program?
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